Shit man!
The most frustrating thing happened in the office just now...
It was close to 10pm... and I was alone in the office (on my floor at least)...
I had the urge to pee but tried to finish up the email I was typing...
Finally "beh-tahan"... I ran to the loo...
Then as expected, nearly every cubicle has no toilet papers left...
Except one...
Thinking that I was lucky, I walked in straight ONLY to stumble upon this fucking ugly sight:
I mean... this is so damn shitty ya!
And yes, to the WOMAN who did that (whoever she may be):
You dunno how to pee is it?
Or were you trying to be adventurous and did your peeing standing up??
What the fuck is wrong with you???
Can't you like clean up the fucking seat before you leave????
Macipet your cheebye must be BLIND or something!!!
You're such a disgrace I tell you!
BITCH!
7 comments:
u definitely need to loosen up and not stay up in the office until so late... :)
WTF. This looks more like the male's washroom. You have a she-male in your department and you people do not realize it is it?
Indeed so geli.. eww... Did a guy bang into the wrong toilet? If this is a public toilet still acceptable lah, but it's a toilet in office.Weird.. Let's see if any of your colleagues read this post and go pink..*blush* hehe..
wah so fierce one you. hehe i had to laugh at the "be adventurous & try peeing standing up" part..
Well, like what they always say in CSI, you could always collect the blasted urine sample and run a DNA test JUST to catch the culprit. Once you get her/him/her-him, just nail her to the toilet door and then force her to lick the toilet bowl clean clean lor. By then you won't be tat tulan liaooo... haha
What we do in our office though, is to lock the toilet door. Assign a fellow to keep the key, so you can track anybody who used the toilet lor. That way nobody dares to do anything funny to the toilet lerrr
chill out! we men do it all the time! and we're not complaining...*shrugs*.
p/s: the bidet is there for a reason...in the absence of toilet tissues.
oh my god!i was just feeling soo drained out after 3 days back to back and decided to read your blog babe and man, this was bloody hillarious!!!!
muahahahahaha
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